Laura K. Pahl is a Plagiarist.

If I had been drinking coffee while reading this, I would have needed to buy a new keyboard.
Update: Boo! Hiss! It's a hoax! But still funny anyway.

Netdisaster

Make bad things happen to web sites. For example, you can cover this page with maggots.

This to That (Glue Advice)

Finally, you can find out what glue to use for almost any job. For some reason it does not say what glue you should use to attach a toddler to a chair. Actually, I would like to be able to tell it what glues I have, and it tells me the best ones, ranked by suitability.

Addictive Game

Catch the black squares. Avoid the red ones. Round objects do various things. Play.

Infra Red Webcam

I have to make one of these.
Update: I did, and it's great! W00t! Look at this picture I made.

Torrone must be stopped

Mounting a video camera and GPS to your dog? Isn't that illegal somewhere?

Hedgehog Flinging Game

Today's Flashful goodness.
(via b3ta)

Don't drink and drive

John Hargrove's Credit Card Prank

Because nobody checks signatures any more.
This prank is so good, he did it twice.

Another reason to buy a PowerBook

The new Powerbooks have a nifty Sudden Motion Sensor, which measures not-so-sudden motion too. It reports angular orientation on the two horizontal axes, and g-force in the vertical direction. I bet Make or hackaday will show us how to build this into an all-terrain robot with GPS and lasers and cameras and stuff. No, wait, that's starting to sound like the DARPA Grand Challenge.

my new filing technique is unstoppable

Dreadful office clip art, rearranged in comic book format, with hilarious results.